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Mucky Mush

27th Apr 201023rd Oct 2018 / funnybleeder / Leave a comment

This was the state of me when I woke up this morning.Gorgeous right??My tongue was more gory but it's rude to poke that out without a warning. This is the morning after a night on the towels. Actually it wasn't that bad. No towels required for drooling blood - just a cast iron stomach from … Continue reading Mucky Mush

My Psycho Moment…

17th Jul 2008 / funnybleeder / Leave a comment

Got out the shower yesterday to find this little bleeder:Not quite sure how that started - think it could've been Norman stabbing me in the shoulder with a pin, ee ee ee...I kept mopping and it kept not stopping:Managed to get me towel on as you can see - not that you'd have wanted to … Continue reading My Psycho Moment…

As Natasha Beddingfield once said…

5th Jun 2008 / funnybleeder / Leave a comment

March 2008 - I thought I had pulled a muscle but it got more and more painful and then the bruising started to come out. Took about 2 weeks to slowly run down my leg and into my foot before disappearing. Not had many muscle bleeds before.March 2008 - No idea how I got this … Continue reading As Natasha Beddingfield once said…

Blood Glorious Blood

14th May 2008 / funnybleeder / Leave a comment

Gum glorious gumbleeding on for ever.Three injections donewhy aren't you getting better?Xp.s. I know it's not the overdue continuation of my March maladies or anything about what's happened since, but when inspiration strikes (if you can call it that:) you just gotta go with it! Please feel free to continue song if you are similarly … Continue reading Blood Glorious Blood

Mad March – the beginning

6th Apr 2008 / funnybleeder / Leave a comment

I forgot how to do this.Or did I just tire of the sound of my own writing?Or am I just a lazy arse who cannot be bothered to type but who does keep checking her own blog, juuuust in case someone has kindly updated it for her...Probably a combo of the bottom two. I have … Continue reading Mad March – the beginning

Don’t Disturb The Scab

21st Feb 2008 / funnybleeder / Leave a comment

... as my mother said to me, while I was hobbling down the kitchen towards the microwave with a tub of carrot and coriander.I have got various things to tell you, blogees. But I have not got the energy to write much more than this in one go.See that's it. I'm done in.Anyhoo - if … Continue reading Don’t Disturb The Scab

I’m still bleeding . . . yeah, yeah, yeah!

21st Jan 2008 / funnybleeder / Leave a comment

Hellooo and welcome to my first proper post of 2008 - 2008 can you believe it!! Where did 1974 - 2007 go to??Anyway, having bled horrifically for nigh on 2 years I've been on the hormone pill Norethisterone 3 times a day since November. Great, you might think - no more bleeding . . . … Continue reading I’m still bleeding . . . yeah, yeah, yeah!

On the 18th of December . . .

18th Dec 2007 / funnybleeder / Leave a comment

. . . my von Willies gave to mefour bleeding gumsthree oozing scarstwo nostril clotsanda surprise period in Sains bur eees!Seasons Bleedtings :)X

On the first of December . . .

1st Dec 2007 / funnybleeder / Leave a comment

. . . my von Willies gave to mea bleedi-ing belly button.Hmmm.Yes, I know - that isn't right. I'll have a jab and if that doesn't knock it on it's little button head I'll get it checked out.Yes, I know - that is the Love Bugs nightie - sorry Louise 😦 but I'm sure it'll … Continue reading On the first of December . . .

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This is a story of a girl named Ros. She was adopted as a baby and grew up with a severe bleeding disorder called von Willebrands disorder. Ros lives in Bewdley, Worcestershire and has recently separated from her husband and a Springer named Meg. She’s had a lot to deal with over the years and this is how she’s dealt with it. Or not. She especially likes writing about herself in the third person.

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