There are showers in Shrubbery Streetthey are coming from my nose.There's a fireman living in my headwho keeps switching on his hose.Every time I sneeze,they come in twos and threes,I'm forced to my kneesand need to wear a bib.The floorboards quake,the ceiling shakes,my poor body achesand I think I popped a rib.My head is filled … Continue reading April Showers
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Mad March – the beginning
I forgot how to do this.Or did I just tire of the sound of my own writing?Or am I just a lazy arse who cannot be bothered to type but who does keep checking her own blog, juuuust in case someone has kindly updated it for her...Probably a combo of the bottom two. I have … Continue reading Mad March – the beginning
Don’t Disturb The Scab
... as my mother said to me, while I was hobbling down the kitchen towards the microwave with a tub of carrot and coriander.I have got various things to tell you, blogees. But I have not got the energy to write much more than this in one go.See that's it. I'm done in.Anyhoo - if … Continue reading Don’t Disturb The Scab
My Heart Shaped Mole
Happy Valentines to you all, my lovely loves.X
Hap hap hap pee birth day, eat a little cake for me . . .
Here's wishing three chaps a very special birthday:Dave 40 today - woo hoo (never would've thunk it;)Jae 37 today - enjoy stuffing your bird tonight me dear :)Toby 3 today - Ade's cousin Sue's little boyThe jelly and custard is on me!X
I’m still bleeding . . . yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hellooo and welcome to my first proper post of 2008 - 2008 can you believe it!! Where did 1974 - 2007 go to??Anyway, having bled horrifically for nigh on 2 years I've been on the hormone pill Norethisterone 3 times a day since November. Great, you might think - no more bleeding . . . … Continue reading I’m still bleeding . . . yeah, yeah, yeah!
Waiting Hopefully
This is a challenge from Helen, my bleeding friend.My answers will be a big pile of pop cheese... 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS … Continue reading Waiting Hopefully
Cannot Flippin Sleep … Still!
Cannot Flippin Sleep or Chronic Fatigue Syndrome or CFS is the bane of my life.Happy New Year to anyone bored enough to be reading this hehehe.I have bumped this post - first published in December -to the top in case you missed it and also because even with two sleeping pills a night - I'm … Continue reading Cannot Flippin Sleep … Still!
Tis the Season to be Jolly!
Wishing everyone a veryMerry Christmas!!The turkey is in...The goose is stuffed...The sausages are baconed...The trifle is ready...Have a scrumdiddleeumptious day!I hope you get everything that you want from Santa.Love Ros xxx
So I say…
Thanks for the Malteasers, the chocs I'm eating,Thanks for all the joy they're bringing.Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty,What would life be?Without a Twix or a Flake, what are we?So I say thanks for the Malteasers,For giving them to me.
Funny Bleeder 